One of Ben's eyes started to crack open upon hearing the insistent alarm beeping of the vid, and the screen strobing. Slowly sitting up and swinging his feet onto the floor, his toes immediately encountered a mostly drunk pouch of Buzz beer squeezing the balance of its contents onto the floor and soaking his foot. "Crap", is his first utterance of the day. The remote stops the wake up sequence on the vid, and the system settles down on a sort of morning news channel. A cute, but vicious anchor women is berating with a smile, a cowed politician who is frantically, but not very believably denying an affair with a transsexual hermaphroditic, "What ever that might exactly be", pondered Ben. He grabbed the vid remote, and reread the help wanted ad again, and thought, "What do I have to lose? It's not like my schedule is overloaded today", and stepped into the shower. Picking out what Ben thought was his most sincere suit, the lightweight dark blue one, he headed outside, and waited at the autobus stop at the corner. Just as the automated vehicle pulled over, he heard his name being faintly called out by a tinny voice, and he quickly jumped aboard.
26 Blossom St was in an industrial warehouse section of town. It was a large gray featureless one story building, with only the street number above a plain metal door. Ben hesitated for a moment, and thought 'What the hell", and walked into a sparsely furnished lobby painted with pale vaguely green color. Looking about he saw about six people sitting on hard metal chairs, and a reception desk with a pleasant looking young women wearing a dark suit that almost reminded Ben of a uniform sitting behind it. Ben ambled over, and stood politely until she looked up, smiled and said, "Here is your application pad, please fill it out, and please wait until your name is called." Ben found a chair, and started to fill in the blanks, when suddenly an agitated middle aged man hurriedly came out of a side door, tossed the pad on the receptionist's desk, and making much haste disappeared out of the front door. The nonplussed receptionist, pushed some buttons clearing his pad, and primly placed it on top of the others. Ben thought to himself, "That was a bit odd", and heard the receptionist call out another name. She escorted the applicant to the side door where he was met by a young guy who was also wearing the same type of clothes as the receptionist.
About thirty minutes later, after more people showed up, and others left. Ben heard the receptionist call out, "Mr. Thompson, we are ready for you." Ben stood and headed toward the side door, and the receptionist stayed with him until the same young man appeared. They both passed through the door, and the young man stopped, and said, "My name is Jon, Mr. Thompson, I'm pleased to meet you. I will be escorting you to the interview stations, and the first one is here. I will come get you when the first interview is completed." Ben walked into the small room and saw the furniture consisted of only a small table, with two metal chairs that were facing each other, he picked one, and sat down.
The door opening caught Ben by surprise, but not as much as when he saw the man entering."Yikes, what the...? Extremely tall, cadaverous looking, scowling, and ultra intimidating", was Ben's first thought. A somewhat startled Ben stood up awkwardly, stuck out his hand, and said, "Hello, I'm Ben. The tall man just ignored him, sat down, and started to stare at Ben. "What do I do now?", thought Ben, and on impulse used his best number six grin and said " I'd be happy to answer any questions you might have." The man just sat there with a dour expression, and Ben noticed that he didn't even seem to blink. Ben sat quietly for few a minutes, and tried to engage the man again, "Should I be doing something here?" Ben tentatively said. But again zero reaction from the man. Ben studied him for a minute or two staring back at him. He was bald, wearing a white robe like thing, and had a watch with a large digital face on his wrist, He was also wearing some sort of a pendant on a chain around his neck that looked liked it was more than jewelry. Ben smiled, this time sort of, and tried one more time saying, "What type of sales job is this?" Abruptly the man stood up, and left without saying a word, Ben just sat there thinking, "What's going on here? This is the weirdest interview setup I have ever encountered."
The door swung opened, Jon stuck his head in the door, and said "Are you ready for the next interview?" "I think so" murmured Ben, "Who was that Jon?" Jon chuckled, "That's the the boss, Jacob Grimm Ben. I think you did okay, you would really have known if he wasn't happy with you. He's normally a fun guy when he isn't doing interviews." Ben snorted, "I can't imagine, what's next?" Jon said, "Follow me." Jon lead Ben down the hall to a much larger room with work stations each equipped with a computer and head set. Jon said, "This is a type of an open book aptitude test. You can use the computer to ask questions about anything you want to know, but the one thing the system will not do is to give you a direct answer to any test question. The test does not end, you just go as far as you can, or think you should go."
Ben sat down, put on a headset, and looked at the first question. The screen lit up with, "What is the melting temperature of iron?" Ben thought for a second, it's pretty high, maybe about 1500 degrees. Ben said. "What type of iron?" The computer's pleasantly modulated voice responded, "Elemental iron, free of impurities." "Okay" said Ben, "can you show me its physical properties?" Immediately the screen scrolled about ten pages of information. "Ah, there it Is", he thought, and said, "1538 degrees Celsius." "Correct", said the computer, and the screen displayed the second question. "Can aluminum be used to make an archery bow? Ben asked for the history of archery to be displayed and started to scan the info. After thinking for a couple minutes Ben said, "Yes you could, but it is too soft to work well for very long. It's likely to quickly fail from metal fatigue. Some of the more exotic alloy forms might last longer." "Accepted", said the computer, and the screen displayrd "How would you do an emergency appendectomy with things you could find in a kitchen?" Ben' sighed, and said, "Can you describe the procedure?" "Yes" said the computer, and screen filled with text and photos. About three hours and many questions later, Ben thought, "My head is plugged up with things I thought I would never need.", and he pushed himself back from the desk.
Jon came over, and said "Are you done?", Ben ruefully smiled, and said, "I could keep on going, but I don't see the point." Jon smiled, and said, "That's fine Ben, would please follow me?" Ben got up and followed Jon out, and down the hallway to the very first bare room he started in. Jon said, "Just have a seat, someone will be with you shortly." Ben plunked down in the chair, thinking he maybe should have worked longer on the test, when the door opened and in strode in the cadaverous looking Mr. Grimm, but smiling now, and not looking anywhere near as intimidating. This time Mr. Grimm extended his hand, and said, "You did well Ben, we would like to offer you a position." Ben stood up and offered a weak number one smile, and shook his hand. He then said, "During this whole interview thing nobody ever said what the job really is." "You're right Ben, A good point. The position we are filling is for a traveling encyclopedia salesman, we think you will be good at it." said Mr. Grimm, "and please call me Jacob."